An 8 Month Old's Guide to Eating a Cracker

Step One: Convince an older sibling, adult, or other innocent bystander to supply the desired cracker.

Step Two: Bang acquired cracker on nearest hard surface to determine freshness for maximum taste enjoyment.

Step Three: Guide cracker to mouth for one delectable nibble.

Step Four: It's important to be dainty and ladylike when eating to prevent getting crumbs all over your face.

Step Five: Once you come to your senses and remember that you are 8 months old, just go ahead and shove that whole thing in your face.

Step Six: Swallow. Cutely.

Step Seven: All done!

Anyone have another cracker?